Hautee hautee hautee ho!
Wrong! That’s not what the goat says. The goat says:
If I stand really still she won’t notice that I’m here. Maybe she thinks I’m a unicorn.
Ooh. She’s still there. I shall pretend to eat and she’ll get bored and go away.
There! I’m well concealed behind this tree. She has no choice but to leave.
Stare her down!!! I wonder if she can get to her Ranger before I can get to her!